Forrest Bathing in WestU (On the Book Forrest Bathing by Quing Li)

Huffington Park: Courtesy of Google Street View

This post is oddly inspired by a real estate ad. I stumbled upon the bio of real estate agent Mary Frances Dumay. If you peruse Mary's list of philanthropic ventures, you will end up feeling substantially inadequate as a person. You may even question the meaning of life.

It's easy to think of philanthropy as something you cynically slap on a resume to get a job, but Dumay apparently sees volunteering as a way of life. All of this is embodied in Mary's smile. So genuine it could be made of solid gold, I wanted to know where this happiness came from. This made me dig into one of her pet passions: Parks.

The next time your life feels like it's in a free fall, I beg of you, do not go for the Jack Daniels. I have a better option which is healthy, convenient, and unless you live a post-apocalyptic hellhole, free. The option I speak of is Forrest Bathing.

Please don't take this option literally or you may end up behind bars for indecent exposure and The University of She will NOT pay your bail. The phrase was derived from the Japanese Term shinrin-yoku. (That's "shin" as in the place little kids like to kick the bad guys. "Rin" as in rintintin -- I suppose he's a dog of some sort, because I never watched the show. And Yoku as in kinda that part of the egg that ends up being unhealthy every two years). Basically shinrin-yoku is feeding off the energy of nature like our ancestors and channeling that for peace of mind so that you don't end up on tiktok for going crazy on a batista.

Now, lest you think this is some new age mumbo jumbo (not that there's anything wrong with that) there is scientific research to back this up. You see, trees release these oils called phytocides that when inhaled boost your immune system. Called Phytocides, of course, because they FIGHT on your SIDE 😉. In addition to this, forest air contains mycobacterium vaccae. As a study at Bristol University in the United Kingdom revealed, inhaling this substance is like taking drugs -- specifically anti-depressants. But kind of like a transient superpower, these effects can wear off. The bacterium makes your mind go on a micro vaca, if you will. (Get it! Bacterium. Micro. Vaca. Mycobacterium vaccae! Its a mnemonic device people!)

Even more research at Briston and Sussex Medical School in the UK found natural silence (the sounds of nature like birds chirping and rustling leaves) stimulates the parasympathetic nervous system. And even if you're a little hazy on what the parasympathetic nervous system is, you know this is a damned good thing. Basically, it helps us relax.

So, this week, I'm going to a WestU park and I am picking up 20 pieces of trash in honor of Mary Frances Dumay and in thanks to parks everywhere.


Assignment: I will pick up 20 pieces of trash at a WestU park.

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